Admin Ϫ
Admin Ϫ Savior of the Sharty He Who Sits Upon The Gemerald Throne | |
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| Occupation(s) | Prophesized savior of the sharty and thremboth admin |
| Best known for | Messianic figure in The Soyble. Stated to save the sharty at it's darkest hour, and possibly to restore /qa/. |
| Title | Future Admin Savior of the Sharty |
| IAS? | Unknown |
Admin Ϫ is prophesized to be the thremboth admin of soyjak.party. He is rumored to be the anti-anti-teen and the successor to Admin 6. Little is known about him, other than that he is prophesied in The Soyble to restore the Sharty and the Booru to its former glory, and perhaps one day lead soyteens back to their primordial home of /qa/.
Identity
The identity of Admin Ϫ is unknown, although theories have sprung up.
Root
Despite his controversy, some 'teens suspect Root to ascend to Admin Ϫ after redeeming himself sometime in the future.
Froot
Due to xher restoring the sharty, Froot stands as the most likely candidate for the identity of Admin Ϫ. While some still view xir as Admin Ϫ, Froot is no longer a respected and beloved figure due to his extremely controversial actions, and his candidacy is much weaker now.
Soot or Kuz
When soyteens first learned of the prophecy of Admin Ϫ, many believed he was merely a returned Soot or Kuz. This however is unlikely as Soot seemingly has no interest in interacting with the soy community anymore (he did do 2 Q&As in 2024 albeit), and Kuz died of AIDs (meds now he is NOT dead).
Doll
Had the best intentions as admin of the sharty, never wanted to datamined, perma B.itch A.ss N.igga'd Sobot the instant he was given janny perms and he considers Soylita to be NAS brimstone made by pedotrannies and also banned 'lita during his reign, its likely that he is Admin Ϫ.
Angeleno
The Soypocalypse and subsequent creation of bunker.soyjak.party led many to speculate that Admin Ϫ was Angeleno. He stood as the most likely candidate before Chood's arrival. Due to controversies regarding his political beliefs, his datamining, and his usage of Discord, it's safe to say that it is now very unlikely for 'leno to be Admin Ϫ.
Chood
Dr. E or Chood was thought to be Admin Ϫ once he brought back the site for a few hours. While the claim that he was Admin Ϫ was largely discredited with the Soyumvirate's arrival and the reveal of Chood's true nature, Cult of Chood still thinks he is Admin Ϫ and will save the site from the niggerfaggot Froot the Chood cult is dead nigger, it is now a forgotten phenomenon that happened during late 2023.
Puppet of Admin 6
A heretical sect of Thremboists believe that Admin Ϫ is not the savior promised in the Soyble, but rather a pawn of Admin 6. This is generally considered to be demoralizertroon coal and should not be taken seriously.
Admin Ϫ Site Acquisition
For Admin Ϫ to buy the site, we'll have to think. Soyjak.party brings little profits to the owner. The only profits seen are the Gem account status and advertisement banners. Thoughever, if Doll were to sell the website, the only real thing the buyer would be paying for is the source code and the pinned threads. Soyjak.party likely has about 100,000 members[1], and assuming each member costs a cent, and the website source and pinned threads cost 100 dollars, soyjak.party would cost $1,100 USD. Considering that most people will immigrate to the Jarty, $1,100 is the best case scenario. I really don't get why it costs $8k. The Booru, however, even with all its posts, would cost less, as soyjak.party has more active users and as all images uploaded are not copyrighted, therefore making them public domain due to the lack of Soybooru copyright status indicators.
The wiki would cost $500, for all it's information and images, and due to being one of the last resorts for 'teens.
Now, considering soyjak.party has a Minecraft server, we can add $200 to the value due to the costs for keeping it up.
I’ve actually done the math and verified with Snopes® Fact Check, Doll originally acquired the site for 100 USD, after which he put it up for sale at 800 USD. The speculative domain value is around 270 USD in total accounting cost. Therefore, Doll is actually cutting us a very decent deal an idiot who got scammed.
Signs of Admin Ϫ
Admin Ϫ is referenced in the Soyble.
A possible sign of Admin Ϫ has been spotted on the bunker, as the 5000 GET is dedicated to him[2].
Alternative
While many 'teens believe that Admin Ϫ will rebuild the sharty and establish sovereignty among 'jakkers, there is an alternative prophecy that Admin Ϫ will be banned, forgive us for our coal, and usher in a new era of soyism, where adherents to his ideology continue on, hoping for his return.
Admin Ϫ never comes theory
Perhaps the most pessimistic theory is that the sharty is either too far gone now due to numerous factors to be saved by any admin or that an admin competent enough to save the sharty will never be able to come due the actions of the Doll-Froot-Root cabal and the non-thrembo admins that succeed them, or perhaps even a mixture of both, as the coaliness of the sharty caused partially by the aformentioned DFR cabal could repel any potental sharty-saving admins from becoming a soyteen and vying for the position of Administrator. If this theory is true, then it means that the sharty will suffer a slow decline and death, just like nu-4cuck is experiencing right now.
