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Imageboard website
FoundedOctober 1st, 2003; 20 years ago
Major Boards/v/, /pol/, /qa/
Total Posts4,100,000,000+

>we gotta stop frogjak spammers from derailing our blacked loli hentai threads or however the oldfags are worshipped

4chan (also known as 4cuck or simply the 'cuck) is an American public toilet created in 2003. 4chan is the only English anonymous BBS anyone cares about and has spawned epic memes no one likes such as wojak.

The site was originally created for Moot's group of weeb friends he had from ADTRW, the anime subforum of Something Awful. The website was created by translating the source code of the Futaba Channel into English.

The first board was /b/ - Anime/Random, cementing 4chan's role as a public shitting street.

Some silly people will claim that 4chan and imageboards as a whole shouldn't be exclusively for shitposts, but they are very dumb.
moot declaring that 4chan is retard-friendly

The Absolute State

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The stages of 'cuck

It is no secret that modern 4chan is not what it used to be (literal pedo site doe, thats what it was). Most of the content is recycled from older posts, OC production is close to none; rulecucking is heavily enforced, range'nishments are commonplace; boards are overrun with trannies, GPT bots and feds. 4cuck is basically a one giant lolcow farm and you can exploit the hell out of it.

Many of the boards filled with self-admitted "oldfags" are often incapable of producing new memes and OC that are not "dude look like a pedo lol!" or "dude the joke is porn lol!".

The pathetic state of the website was made quite apparent when on the 20th anniversary Hiro, current 4chan admin, didn't even show up to do a Q&A or anything.


A Soyjak meme picture poking fun at 4chan's janitors/jannies

The main positions among 4chan's moderation staff are moderators ("mods") and janitors ("jannies"). Moderators can delete threads as well as 'nish users. Janitors can only delete threads and send 'nishment requests to the moderators. Neither mods nor jannies receive any type of compensation for the countless hours of "hard" work they put into the site with the exception of a few high level staff members which Hiro gives a few soicoins to every month out of pity. Mods spend most of their time in the irc and discord erping with each other and only show up to actually moderate once they get sick of 'nishing people who complain about the state of their dying website from the irc for interrupting their jerk session.

The moderation of 4chan has become subject to controversy. Innocent funposters, including appreciators of soyjaks, have become increasingly persecuted by the members of the moderation staff. Many of these persecuted users have taken refuge in communities such as soyjak.party. (like le hecken jewerinos!)

New Ben Garrison political cartoon

'cuck users are pedophiles

It's a well known fact 4cucks are pedophiles. 'chan users often like to complain about how "the sharty is full of CP spammers" even though the spam always comes from either butthurt 4cucks or 'cord users trying to get the site shut down. 4cucks to this day promote and encourage CP spam on sites they don't like all while calling the target site a "pedophile hotspot".

On August 13, 2013, Moot decided to make /a/ naruto themed and sticked a ton of naruto threads and added a message saying "N/a/RUTO CONFIRMED BEST ANIME CHINESE CARTOON OF ALL TIME". /a/'s natural response was to sperg out and spam CP and gore until the mods reverted everything.

'nishment Evading

Main Article: 'nishment evasion

There are multiple methods to 'nishment-evade on 4chan such as:

  • Restarting your router (requires dynamic IP; if you aren't sure if you have one, you do. Static IPs cost the ISP more money and you usually have to pay for one.)
  • Using mobile data (make sure to clear your cookies and then turn airplane mode on for a few seconds).
  • Using proxies by following the steps below (coal)
  1. Get proxies that aren't 'nished. This may cost money; regardless, some people say that your best chances are in obscure VPNs or exit nodes in obscure countries.
  2. Go to firefox settings and configure the proxy IP address and port. There should be information about this on your provider's website. If you have Linux, OpenVPN will take care of this for you and there is no need to specifically configure proxy settings per application. You can also use a browser extension called proxy switchyomega to save data usage.
  3. you can now raid /lgbt/ again


Main Article: Bibanon's History of 4chan

TL;DR: Moot said "brace for faggotry" and faggotry happened.


See: Encyclopedia Dramatica

Anime website. CSAM, grooming, black cocks, inceldom, mass shootings, political extremism LARPing, cartoon pornography, transgenderism, nihilism, laziness, pessimism and consumerism (ONLY IF IT'S LE BASED AND REDPILLED) are also encouraged, as long as it's in the name of le millennial KULCHA and TEH EPIC LULZ

June 20th 2004, The day 4cuck died

>June 20 - A day that will live forever in short-term memory. 4chan dies for the fourth and longest time, for nearly six weeks. moot blames lack of contribution and donations, asshole posters, and GNAA flooding, among other things, as the reasons for 4chan's death.

Hypothetical Events

1 /b/illion GET

The 100000000000 GET On /b/ WILL be a soyjak.

The last post

4cuck's last post will be made in August 6th, 2161 - 74 years after the global nuclear annihilation resulting from World War 3 - after a tech-savvy survivor originating from what was formerly the United States discovers intact 4cuck servers in a pile of rubble, gets them working again, and procceeds to make 4cuck's last post. IT WILL BE A SOYJAK.

The fall of 4chan

Once all millenials become too old and die, 4chan will be an empty, dead husk. Nobody will use or remember about it anymore since newer generations didn't grow up with the website and they will likely be too distracted watching skibidi toilet videos on Tiktok. 4chan will become just another tombstone on the graveyard of old websites no one gives a shit anymore, such as YTMND, SomethingAwful, AlbinoBlackSheep and Newgrounds. (The latter is only barely alive due to pornography and Friday Night Funkin' troon garbage)


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