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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!

Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
This nigger has Assburgers Syndrome

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

This Person is trans btw, if that matters.
This Person is a Furry btw, if that matters.
THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE RETARD!
This individual is a gegbull, you can help this page by making 'jaks of him and milking his gegs.

You are BRIMSTONE.

>You are intelligent and handsome.[You just are, ok?] You are on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services. Furthermore, you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies. Not only that, but you have violently assaulted a close family member. You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy. You use an ad blocking software. You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them. You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise. You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States. You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good. Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate. You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments. You were redirected here from another page. You are making an IED right now. You forgot your meme arrow at least once. You are thinking that this page is totally “original” and nothing else. You are using either a laptop or a phone right now.

For the 4chan reply feature, see (You)

You are a virginal male of between 12 and 47 years of age located in the European Union, the United States, or some irrelevant third world shithole

What is known about you

>OH MY IMAGEBOARD CULTURE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE DARK WEB ANONYMOUS HACKER WIKI ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! [1] SUDE SUDE DESU!

Not much is known about you. However, the details about you that are known paint a comprehensive view on your character.

You irl
You
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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You
is part of a series on
SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
"Ze agenda is quite clear."
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^all of this is not true btw, you are the gem that will save the Sharty