Janny

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A janitor soyjak based on the Markiplier Soyjak

Jannies, also known as Joons or Janitors are a race of fun-hating transgender untermensch generally charged with the lowly and unnecessary task of moderating 4chan, as well as the name of a recently discovered brainworm parasite. However the phrase is also used for the moderation teams of other websites (such as Soyjak.party) as well.

This is often accompanied by phrases such as: "They do it for free" or "fuck niggers fuck jannies" to mock the tired, sexually frustrated individuals that moderate imageboards.

The original design of a janny comes from Mr. Morris, a character from the PBS show Arthur, who’s occupation is a janitor. Funposters have a long and well established tradition of making OC mocking the janitors. Among soyposters, this tradition has resulted in several soyjak variants. The large ears of the character also represent the ease at which the brain slugs enter the human mind.

A janny, in its natural habitat, looking for prey.

As a species, Jannies are sluglike creatures that natively live in swampy areas. They are parasitic in nature, and they enter the brains of unsuspecting humans in order to puppet them. They then answer to a sort of hive mind, and seemingly are immediately added to the 4channel moderating team. The current reasons for this are unknown.

Many debate if all jannies are "trannies" but it is common belief that is true for the 41% of the 4chan Janitors. [1].

4chan jannies mostly dilate in /j/, as well as the 4chan IRC channel and Discord.

25 minutes.

Abuse

An example of jannies abusing their power. This 'teen got 'nished for evading even THOUGH he didn't.

Janitors often abuse their power in order to silence detractors. This happens on most websites.

As of January 2023 Soyjak.party has a vicious moderator who gives out perma'nishments to anyone who disagrees with xer[it just is, ok?] due to an insanely fragile ego, presumably from having a tiny penis.

Jannying

On 4chan

On Vichan

Trivia

Jannies love to feed on earwax, and if out of an ear canal, they also enjoy eating dirty socks.

Although the most commonly proposed etymology of the term refers to 4chan janitors, chudstorians hypothesize that it is a shortening of the Turkish word "janissary", referring to boys kidnapped by Ottoman rapesons, sodomized, circumcised, converted to Islam, and forced to do the Solomon cult's bidding for free.

See also

Bobo the Sharty Janny

References

  1. This claim has been contested by several truthlers.
Janny
is part of a series on
The coal that is killing /soy/
Sources [-+]
Symptoms [-+]

TranniesNAS ♦ Pro-tranny posting ♦ CoalpostingDustBrimstone ♦ Engaging in and talking about sharty drama ♦ Pro-pedophilia advocacyCP SpamSnitchesSpamDemoralizationPorn ♦ Altchan/4chan Raiding and Jackbox Raiding slowly becoming less and less common ♦ Märgerautismus SyndromeSelf-insert syndromeBaby botVariant:UnknownShit Nobody Cares AboutSharty derangement syndrome

Treatment [-+]

JesusAdmin Thrembo ♦ KILLING ALL CORDNIGGERS ♦ Reporting bait and awful threads ♦ Organizing raids ♦ Bumping good threads ♦ Doxxing trannies ♦ Implementing a CP filtering system ♦ systemctl stop nginx ♦ Not taking your meds ♦ and most importantly... Original Content