Alyssa Mercante
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Alyssa Mercante is a senior editor at Kotaku, the biggest and coalest shithole in the whole gaming journalism circlejerk world (which is a considerable achievement and can be compared to being the blackest and most retarded gorilla nigger in Burundi). She is best known for being your typical whiny feminist cunt with no father figure and lots of free time who spends her whole day arguing with people on xitter, writing shitty articles about stuff nobody cares about, fucking her dog, trying to make her fans harass and mass report people she doesn't like and occasionally meeting with fellow braindead losers. Notice how playing vidya is not on her schedule despite her being a "journalist" from a supposed "video game website".
She is also known for conducting an "investigation" on the anti-Sweet-Baby-Inc[1] Steam group and 'cord server which consisted of her joining the server, asking the people there to explain "why don't [they] have [their] real names associated with [their] 'cord accounts" (xhe actually said that geg) and asking them for interviews. After getting ignored for half an hour, she left the server and wrote the nothingburger of an article in which she described her fail and spent the rest of the time talking about how Sweet Caca Inc is ackchually just a narrative consulting company that improves game writing and definitely NOT an obvious part of their plot to push their woke agenda into video goys.[2]
Full Dox
On May 7th she doxed[3] Smash JT, a gayming jewtuber who had made a few videos criticizing Kotaku, and contacted his wife, telling her that her husband is an evil alt-right chud and that she should divorce him. After that, she proceeded to play victim (keep in mind that that was before she even got doxed) and seethed at Smash JT immensely, calling him a "piece of shit gamergater" who "sends harassment towards countless people for clout". Naturally, everyone (except for her fellow wokie npcs, of course) turned against her, which caused even more seething, crying and professionally playing the victim. But little did xhe know that the worst was yet to come...
On May 9th[4] 2024 her dox was posted on doxbin and reposted on /raid/:
SECT 1. BASIC INFO
NAME: Allysa Mercante
Current Address: 5 Adam St, Massapequa, NY, 11758-1604
Age: 33
Country of Residence: USA
Mobile Phone Number: +1 (516)-394-0945
Landline Phone Number(maybe): +1 (516) 293-5890
Email Addresses: [email protected], [email protected]
Married: no
DOB: 4/02/1990, M/D/Y
Gender: Female
Sect 2. Socials
Twitter: https://twitter.com/alyssa_merc
Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/alyssa-mercante-4333b922
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alyssamerk/?hl=en
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@alyssamercante6514
Relatives:
Alana Mercante: Employed at New York Institute of Technology
Micheal Mercante: [email protected], [email protected], 36 8th Ave, Farmingdale, NY, 11735-5738, (516) 526-3949, old asf(66 yrs old)[5][6]
To Do:
(You) can help us by doing any of the following and documenting it on this article:
- Draw a hanging bernd (troonjak) of her with a funny caption;
- Find her nudes (I've heard she used to be a webcam girl or something);
- Actually send the 'za;
- Give her e-mail and phone number to spammer databases;
- Get her fired and blacklisted from everywhere;
- Check if she still lives at the address;
- Expand the article with any relevant information.
The Seething Gallery
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Citations
- ↑ The name of their company is so fucking creepy btw, it sounds like something Jeffrey Epstein would come up with
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240307025113/https://kotaku.com/sweet-baby-inc-consulting-games-alan-wake-2-dei-1851312428 - A web archive link so that Kotaku don't get clicks from you curious chuddies
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wt984FsWic
- ↑ The date on doxbin says March 13th, but it was updated with relevant information only about a day ago
- ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/raid/thread/115217#p115217
- ↑ https://doxbin.com/upload/AlyssaMercantetheRetarc