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This page is a TRVTHNVKE.


Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi Jewish, according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish.

On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.

The Cobson Incident

Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.

The Slopjak War

The Great Slopjak Battle
Part of raids on soyjak.party
Date14 Dec 1998
Location
/soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ Soychan.org
Result Soyboy Victory
Belligerents
/soyboy/

Joeltoko Klekiteen

Slopjak posters

Bronyfags

/a/

Wojakshitters

Supported By:

Skype
Strength
  • 2 Cobson posters
  • 5 IRL chudjaks on IRC
  • 19 soyboys
  • 1 Chinaman
  • 3 Nokiafags
  • Duke Nukem
  • 'fred's Skype Group Chat
  • 40 'bookites
  • At least 7 4chanites
Casualties and losses
209 threads

every wojigger thread

every brony thread

Joeltoko's Facebook Group

Over 9000 proxies 'nished

Every thread on /a/ slides off

Foot removes /a/

Yep, this really happened.

Last Post

On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.