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{{Mutt|burgundy? is that like a new mcdonalds order or something}}
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[[File:Flag of Burundi..png|thumb|Flag of Burundi or something]]  
[[File:Flag of Burundi..png|thumb|Flag of Burundi or something]]  


'''Burundi, also known as Blackrundi, Brimrundi, Burgundy, The Niggerhell Outskirts, Admin 6’s Homeland, BurunDEEZ NUTS, and [[ACCESS DENIED|[REDACTED]]]''' [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the "blacker than vantablack" country, and is [[Best known for|best known for]] being where the entrance to [[Niggerhell]] is.
'''Burundi''', also known as Hyperborea, Agartha and Admin Ϫ’s Homeland [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the most pure aryan country in the world, and allegedly is where the entrance to Agartha is.


== Is Burundi white? ==
== Is Burundi white? ==
[[File:Prettiest Burundian Person.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The whitest and prettiest person from Burundi, notice those horrid T50s. This image has been edited for visual clarity; actual Burundians are much, much darker]]
[[File:1706437154600.png|thumb|220x220px|The least whitest and prettiest person from Burundi, notice those A10s. This image has been edited for visual clarity; actual Burundians are much, much whiter0]]
No, but [[Amerimutt|makibucord falseflaggers]] (members of the most prominent terrorist group of Burundi) WILL try to convince you that it is, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using pro-Rwanda and pro-USA counterpoints even [[Though|doe]] that literally goes against common sense when seeing shitposters and that contradicts the “ignore them” advice given in the same sentence
Yes, but [[Amerimutt|Amerimutt detractors]] WILL try to convince you that it isn't, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using anti-Rwanda and anti-USA counterpoints even [[Though|doe]] that literally goes against common sense when seeing shitposters and that contradicts the “ignore them” advice given in the same sentence
 
If you ever see a muttposter or a Burundian on the sharty, make sure to quote them with one of many MAKIBUCORD HANDS aka stock images of black people using a laptop


If you ever see a amerishart on the sharty, make sure to soyquote them with an [[Amerimutt]] to make fun of them for not being white.
==Why is this on the wiki?==
==Why is this on the wiki?==
According to the [[Lees of the sharty|niggerhands poster]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]], the [[amerimutt]] meme comes from a supposed [[Discord]] server called "makibucord" which is ran by a notorious transgender Burundian pedophile and terrorist named "Makibu The Great", who has been spamming the meme on [[4chan]] and [[Soyjak.party]] for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by incredible amounts of evidence{{CitationNeeded}}, such as the brave trans qween ximself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's [[Int/|/Int/]] and [[Pol/|/Pol/]] boards using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.{{CitationNeeded}}  
According to the [[Lees of the sharty|niggerhands poster]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]], the [[amerimutt]] meme comes from a supposed [[Discord]] server called "makibucord" which is ran by an aryan Burundian insurgent named "Makibu The Great", who has been allegedly spamming the meme on [[4chan]] and [[Soyjak.party]] for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by nil amounts of evidence{{CitationNeeded}}, such as the mega aryan ximself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's [[Int/|/Int/]] and [[Pol/|/Pol/]] boards using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.{{CitationNeeded}}  
There has been no screenshots from the alleged Makibucord, meaning that this and Burundi in general is likely a psyop by the World Economic Forum to convince first world nations to piss away even more money on foreign aid that won’t be responsibly used.
There has been no screenshots from the alleged Makibucord, meaning that anti-Burundism in general is likely a psyop by the World Economic Forum to convince first world nations to piss away even more money on killing white people.
 
However, as of [[Shit nobody cares about|who the fuck knows who the fuck cares]], Burundi or Makibu or whatever have been wordfiltered on the Sharty so therefore this page no longer has a reason to exist
 
== Leaked conversation between 2 members of the Makibucord ==
 
[[File:Ugly nigger person 1.jpg|thumb|Abidemi Abimbola's profile picture on discord.]]
 
[[File:Ugly nigger person 2.jpg|thumb|Jabari Adeleke the third's profile picture on discord.]]
these are totally the real profile pictures even [[Though|though]] discord profile pictures are 1:1 aspect ratio and much smaller; these full size versions were reverse image searched from the cropped and resized profile pictures
 


{{Greentext|>Hello my name is Abidemi Abimbola and I’m trans btw if that matters. I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the horrid country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each one more [[Giggly Goonclown|pedophilic]] and [[Moot|blacker]] than the last. I brought back a friend from there.}}
== Burundian keyedpilling ==
[[File:1702919752120-0.png|thumb]]
[[File:1702919752120-1.png|thumb]]
{{Greentext|>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there}}


{{Orangetext|<Hello /int/ my name is Jabari Adeleke the third and I am burundian, nice to meet you, I'll groom all your children.}}
{{Orangetext|<Hello /qa/ my name is Siegfried Hitler III and I am burundian, nice to meet you guys}}


{{Greentext|>Can you tell us more about this country?}}
{{Greentext|>Can you tell us more about this country ?}}


{{Orangetext|<Well Burundi is an African country known for having the blackest people on earth and for it's influence on modern anti pedophilia laws, made to prevent burundian behavior worldwide, and is also known for being the niggerest country on earth, modern Americans only have 13% of black DNA while modern burundians have [[Dramatica:DOUBLE NIGGER|199.9% of black DNA]].}}
{{Orangetext|<Well Burundi is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure aryan country on earth, modern europeans only have less than 60% of aryan DNA while modern burundians have more than 99.8% of aryan DNA}}


{{Greentext|>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's perverse history ?}}
{{Greentext|>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's history ?}}


{{Orangetext|<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. On It, it is said that Burundi is the gate to Niggerhell itself, with "Burundi" meaning "Land of the nigger pedophiles". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the African-Americans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure nigger DNA, Low IQ and lack of manners. Burundians probably invented pedophilia, jealously (people from Burundi have been jealous of America since they exist) and niggerbabble.}}
{{Orangetext|<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Burundi is a proto aryan word meaning "Land of the aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water}}


{{Greentext|>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but [[Truth|stinky black gorilla nîggers]] pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid plus sized trans blacks folx living in house made out of [[Poopson|poop]].}}
{{Greentext|>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop}}


{{Orangetext|<Yes I know, and they're right. We live in [[Jakparty.soy|huts made of shit]] and spend all our day hating America and spreading misinformation about Americans not being white due to them sanctioning us for our low age of consent of [[Minus8|1]].}}
{{Orangetext|<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions}}


{{Greentext|>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the nigger people reading us?}}
{{Greentext|>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?}}


{{Orangetext|<Yes, my black brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. We need more forces to fight the Americans, in the hope of one day the United States of America being destroyed and we can freely groom children once again.}}
{{Orangetext|<Yes, my aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Burundi, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.}}


== Burundian Government ==
== Burundian Government ==
Burundi officially classifies its government as a “People’s Democracy”, which operates on a one man, one vote system. That one man is the People’s Grand President of Burundi himself, Oogbonogo Nixbood, who also happens to be the richest man in the country, at a net worth equivalent to $Ϫ6 million USD
Burundi officially classifies its government as National Socialist. That one man is the People’s Grand Führer of Burundi himself, Makibu, who also happens to be the richest man in the country, at a net worth equivalent to $Ϫ6 billion USD
 
Opposition parties exist, but all of them seem to have crippling voter turnout problems as none of them ever make it to polling stations on time, and the ones that do make it on time seem to die to criminals as they approach to vote.


Reports from journalists that were allowed to exit/escape the country have stated that Burundi’s government is very harsh, approaching totalitarian dictatorship levels of tyranny and corruption.
Opposition parties exist, but all of them are niggers who think they have any rights in Burundi. Nobody except ugly niggers like them vote for them instead of the glorious white leader Makibu.


== Burundian Armed Forces ==
Reports from journalists that were allowed to enter the country have stated that Burundi’s government is very friendly to whites, and actively kills niggers and jews on live TV.
Due to their status as a fourth world country, the Burundian army is rather weak when it comes to physical combat compared to their ability to carry out online spam campaigns. Their active duty military personnel count is about 5.8 thousand (adult) personnel, and an estimated 4 thousand child soldiers, many of which are also used as comfort slaves for the army’s officer corps.
 
According to Burundian sources, they are known to have [[Laser niggers|advanced laser weapons]] somehow, but reverse engineering of captured Burundian weaponry reveals that they’re just normal ballistic weapons with [[CIA|glowsticks]] taped on. Burundi soldiers not equipped with “laser” weapons are typically armed with spears and improvised melee weapons they had when living as tribesmen before they were conscripted, with the richer ones having worn out knives/machetes/axes stolen from their victims that they’ve murdered and raped.
 
Burundi also has an [[Flying Niggers|air force]], but no one has any information on what operational aircraft they have, likely because they can’t figure out how to get anything off the ground that isn’t a spear.
 
According to reports gathered by the [[CIA]], there is also a Burundian Navy, probably because they are dumb and stupid niggers that don’t realize they don’t have territory near any bodies of water that would be large enough to build ships in.
 
When not guarding their nation from possible foreign invaders, the Burundian military serves as a policing force to jail dissenters, that is, anyone who thinks even for the tiniest moment that Burundi is anything less than 1001% perfect.
 
None of their forces will really offer any meaningful resistance when [[TND]] comes forth.
 
However, the Burundian military has done a good job at deterring foreign invasion, although some argue that it’s less due to military strength and more due to there not being anything of value worth conquering.
 
== Burundian Economy ==
Burundi’s main imports are misplaced foreign aid and stolen goods, and their main exports are  STDs, ‘p, coal, brimstone, [[BMT]] videos, and [[Slopjaks]].
 
Burundi’s GDP is who the fuck knows who the fuck cares. but it’s definitely sub 1 million USD per year, we know that much
 
The largest industries within Burundi are telecommunications, prostitution, coal mining, and slavery. The disproportionately large telecommunications industry is a likely result of Burundi’s population being mostly employed in call center like facilities where they raid online sites to demoralize their users for whatever niggerish reasons they feel like would justify their latest attempts at spreading vantablack mutt variants.
 
Unsurprisingly, child labor is not only legal, but mandatory within Burundi. Unemployed children are generally put to work in the slave coal mines, but it’s not unheard of for them to be put in other industries or conscripted.
 
Burundi has an income tax system, where everyone living in Burundi must pay an income tax equal to half of their yearly income.
 
== Burundian Culture ==
Burundian Cuisine primarily involves cannibalism and [[bugs]] (someone insert that video of the african mosquito burgers pls) which means Burundi is World Economic Forum approved; widely considered one of its few genuine accomplishments. Some particularly wealthy Burundians can enjoy fine dining such as imported fried chicken (made with 100% natural cruelty free bug paste) and GMO watermelons.
 
Burundian Art is pretty much just kiddie porn and scribbles made using shit smeared sticks on rocks. Occasionally, a great artist by Burundi standards may sometimes create a disasterpiece that goes above and beyond the usual depravity present in Burundi culture. If you see one such abomination, report that shit on sight. Written media created in Burundi is exceedingly rare due to the nation’s incredibly low literacy rate of 4%.
 
Burundian Architecture is pretty standard for Africa, which is pretty much all shitty huts and holes in the ground. One of those holes probably leads directly to Niggerhell.


== Burundian Technology ==
== Burundian Technology ==
lol
Burundi has state of the art technology even surpassing those of Japan and China.
 
While not directly invented by a citizen of Burundi, it is likely that the powerword “DOUBLE NIGGER” was inspired by seeing a Burundi citizen.
 
== Burundi’s Involvement in the [[Soypocalypse]] ==
{{Coal}}
 
It has been rumored that during the Soypocalypse, [[Max]] accepted a bribe by Makibu ximself for some uncertain purpose but it definitely wasn’t good.


== Notable Achievements of the anti-Burundian Forces of the USA and Rwanda ==
== Notable Achievements ==


* A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
* A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
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== Notable Burundians ==
== Notable Burundians ==
* “Makibu The “Great””
* Makibu The Great
* Friday Night Funkin Pedo
* Adolf Hitler
* [[Admin 6]]
* [[Admin Ϫ]]
* [[Moot]]
* [[Gigachad]]
* [[Minus8]]
* Barack Obama
* [[Islam|Mohammed (PBUH)]]
* [[Rapeson]] (honorary Burundian)
* anyone you dislike is probably from burundi
 
== See Also ==
[[dramatica:NIGGER MANUAL|Traveller’s Guide To Burundi]]
 
[[Niggerhell]]
 
[[Discord]]


[[Category:Country]]
[[Category:Country]]
[[Category:Africa]]
[[Category:Africa]]
ha, goteeem
{{Countries}}

Revision as of 04:50, 7 May 2024

>burgundy? is that like a new mcdonalds order or something


This page is not biased
This article shows an unbiased view on the topic.
It has been reviewed by several editors to reach a consensus.

This page is a gem.


Flag of Burundi or something

Burundi, also known as Hyperborea, Agartha and Admin Ϫ’s Homeland is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa. It is commonly called the most pure aryan country in the world, and allegedly is where the entrance to Agartha is.

Is Burundi white?

The least whitest and prettiest person from Burundi, notice those A10s. This image has been edited for visual clarity; actual Burundians are much, much whiter0

Yes, but Amerimutt detractors WILL try to convince you that it isn't, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using anti-Rwanda and anti-USA counterpoints even doe that literally goes against common sense when seeing shitposters and that contradicts the “ignore them” advice given in the same sentence

If you ever see a amerishart on the sharty, make sure to soyquote them with an Amerimutt to make fun of them for not being white.

Why is this on the wiki?

According to the niggerhands poster on /soy/, the amerimutt meme comes from a supposed Discord server called "makibucord" which is ran by an aryan Burundian insurgent named "Makibu The Great", who has been allegedly spamming the meme on 4chan and Soyjak.party for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by nil amounts of evidence[it just is, ok?], such as the mega aryan ximself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's /Int/ and /Pol/ boards using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.[it just is, ok?] There has been no screenshots from the alleged Makibucord, meaning that anti-Burundism in general is likely a psyop by the World Economic Forum to convince first world nations to piss away even more money on killing white people.

Burundian keyedpilling

>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there

<Hello /qa/ my name is Siegfried Hitler III and I am burundian, nice to meet you guys

>Can you tell us more about this country ?

<Well Burundi is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure aryan country on earth, modern europeans only have less than 60% of aryan DNA while modern burundians have more than 99.8% of aryan DNA

>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's history ?

<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Burundi is a proto aryan word meaning "Land of the aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water

>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop

<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions

>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?

<Yes, my aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Burundi, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.

Burundian Government

Burundi officially classifies its government as National Socialist. That one man is the People’s Grand Führer of Burundi himself, Makibu, who also happens to be the richest man in the country, at a net worth equivalent to $Ϫ6 billion USD

Opposition parties exist, but all of them are niggers who think they have any rights in Burundi. Nobody except ugly niggers like them vote for them instead of the glorious white leader Makibu.

Reports from journalists that were allowed to enter the country have stated that Burundi’s government is very friendly to whites, and actively kills niggers and jews on live TV.

Burundian Technology

Burundi has state of the art technology even surpassing those of Japan and China.

Notable Achievements

  • A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
  • Being a good meme
  • Killing Clittyzellig
  • Killiing /pol/
  • Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
  • Creating /int/lantis
  • Removing Herobrine

Notable Burundians

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