The Soyble
The Soyble is a growing collection of teachings, proverbs, and prophesies written by 'teens[1].
Notable figures
- Soot, the father
- Kuz, the follower
- Doll, the just and beloved
- lute, the disbeliever, creator of jakparty.soy
- Admin_6, the Anti Soot, although not yet appeared he is rumored to be Max
- The Swede, venerated prophet and artist, author of The Swedecus and The Soyaki [sic] Portfolio
- Captain Coal the disorderly
- Angeleno, the archivist and librarian, he helped scribe the words of Soot onto the Soyble.
A few verses
As for you soyteen, there will be day when the blood will flow more than soylent, the brim and coal will stack higher than headquarters of Kolyma Network, and he who is banned won't be mourned as much he used to be a gem. - Soysclepius 21-29 [2]
For when coal outweighs gems by the thousands, for when porn and 'p become frequent, for when immigrants start replacing the native soy population, for when Sootists, Kuzists and Dollists start allying, he will reveal himself to the great public. Beware of the Admin with the name starting with an M, for he will be the one to post Poopson. - Swedecus 20
The value of a single gemerald outweighs a thousand coals. Therefore, when the 'log is coaly, throw not your hands in the air and yell "IT'S OVER", but rather get to work on the next gem. - Soyverbs 1-20[3]
As for you TND envyists, if your heart is wavering, do not fret, as the Newtonian, Lagrangian and Hamiltonian will open to you. -Swedecus 7
The forced coals are the signs and marks of the Admin 6, to the point they will be forced upon every 'teen to be tattoo'd on, when the 4 years of admin 6 ownership ends, the great soypture will commence. [4]
It is easier for a plus-sized black trans queen to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of Soot - Nate 18:25
FROM THE DARKEST, BLEAKEST AND MOST DISGUSTING DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL, WHEN THE COALIEST BRIMSTONE INUNDATES THE 'LOG, JUST WHEN ALL 'TEENS RISE THEIR ARMS AND PROCLAIM "IT'S OVER". THEN SHALL THE BRIGHTEST, SHINIEST, SPARKLING, PARTY SAVING GEMERALD RISE AND SAVE US ALL. BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL
When namefag troons came upon Soot's Kingdom, did He sit still? Nay, He purged the coalers with all His might. So shall it be in the second coming of Soot, when all coals shall be crushed to gems, and all dust be blown away.
What you need is my Soyjak, Kuzjak. What you can find beyond the powers of my Soyjak is where you need to go in order to find TND. What you need is a trustworthy poster. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in BBC/BWC wars, money, or making chuddies seethe, and who chooses the will of Soot before the law of Jannies.
Will I, Kuz, be able to meet someone like this one day?
What I also need is the lives of more than 36 coalposters, because those who have sinned harbor strong gemmy power within.
There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:
Newtonian, Nintendo Switch, Gemerald, Lagrangian, Nintendo Switch, Swedish Win, Nintendo Switch, Hamiltonian, QA, Though, HWABAG, Nintendo Switch, Hamiltonian, Soylent
I'll engrave these words onto my Soyjak so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to destroy my Soyjak momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Soyjak will absorb the souls of the 36 coalposters and will give birth to something utterly new.
Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 phrases that my trusted poster will utter...This poster will trust me and I will become his Little Buddy.
Lastly, I need an appropriate thread. On the /soy/ board, the Ϫ² GET...
Go there and wait for the New Jak...that's when TND will come. -Kuzism, psalm 3Ϫ
Gemesis[5]
[1:1] In the beginning when Soot created the Kway and the Sharty,
[1:2] the Sharty was a coally void and wojaks covered the face of the ‘cuck, while a gemerald from Soot swept over the boards on 4cuck.
[1:3] Then Soot said, "Let there be soy"; and there was soy.
[1:4] And Soot saw that the soy was keyed; and Soot separated the soy from the wojaks.
[1:5] Soot called the soy Gem, and the wojaks he called Coal. And there was seething and there was coping, the first day.
[1:6] And Soot said, "Let there be a 'log in the midst of the ‘cuck, and let it separate the ‘cuck from the Kway."
[1:7] So Soot made the 'log and separated the ‘cuck that was under the 'log from the Kway that was above the 'log. And it was so.
[1:8] Soot called the 'log gemmish. And there was seething and there was coping, the second day.
[1:9] And Soot said, "Let the coal under the Kway be gathered together into one place, and let the gem land appear." And it was so.
[1:10] Soot called the gem land Sharty, and the coal that was gathered together he called ‘cord. And Soot saw that it was keyed.
[1:11] Then Soot said, "Let the Sharty put forth variants: ‘jaks yielding gems, and IAS traces of every kind on Sharty that bear ‘jaks of gem." And it was so.
[1:12] The Sharty brought forth variants: variants yielding gems of every kind, and variants of every kind bearing ‘jaks of gem. And Soot saw that it was keyed.
[1:13] And there was seething and there was coping, the third day.
[1:14] And Soot said, "Let there be soy in the ‘logs on the ‘cuck to separate the Kway from the ‘cord; and let them be as signs for seasons and for days and years,
[1:15] and let there be soy in the 'log of the ‘cuck to give soy upon the Sharty." And it was so.
[1:16] Soot made the two great soys - the greater soy to rule the Kway and the lesser soy to rule the ‘cord - and the ‘cuck.
[1:17] Soot set them in the 'logs of the ‘cuck to give soy upon the Sharty,
[1:18] to rule over the Kway and over the ‘cord, and to separate the soy from the wojaks. And Soot saw that it was keyed.
[1:19] And there was seething and there was coping, the fourth day.
[1:20] And Soot said, "Let the ‘log bring forth swarms of ‘jak variants, and let ‘teens ‘jak across the Sharty and across the 'logs of the ‘cuck."
[1:21] So Soot created the great gemjaks and every variant, of every kind, with which the ‘log swarms, and every coaljak of every kind. And Soot saw that it was keyed.
[1:22] Soot blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the ‘log on the ‘cuck, and let gems multiply on the Sharty."
[1:23] And there was seething and there was coping, the fifth day.
[1:24] And Soot said, "Let the Sharty bring forth variants of every kind: coaljaks and keyed things and gemmish variants of the Sharty of every kind." And it was so.
[1:25] Soot made ‘jaks of the Sharty of every kind, and the traces of every kind, and everything that quotes upon the ‘log of every kind. And Soot saw that it was keyed.
[1:26] Then Soot said, "Let us make soyteens in our image, according to our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fishjaks of the sea, and over the smugquacks of the air, and over the 4cucks, and over all the gemmish ‘jaks of the Sharty, and over every creeping troon that creeps upon the Sharty."
[1:27] So Soot created soyteens in his image, in the image of Soot he created them; Gem and Coal he created them.
[1:28] Soot blessed them, and Soot said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the Sharty and subdue it; and have dominion over the fishjaks of the sea and over the smugquacks of the air and over every gemmish ‘jak that moves upon the Sharty."
[1:29] Soot said, "See, I have given you every ‘jak yielding gems that is upon the face of all the Sharty, and every variant with gem in its trace; you shall have them for ‘jaks.
[1:30] And to every troon of the Sharty, and to every ‘teen of the ‘jak, and to everything that creeps on the Sharty, everything that has the breath of soy, I have given every ‘jak trace for gems." And it was so.
[1:31] Soot saw everything that he had made, and indeed, it was very keyed. And there was seething and there was coping, the sixth day.
The Soyvelation
He made it known by sending his angel to his servant Chud, who testifies to everything he saw--that is, the word of Soot and the testimony of Teenus Christ. Gemmy is the one who reads the words of this prophecy, and gemmy are those who hear it and
take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near.
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Chud,
To the thrembo splinters in the province of Jarty: Grace and peace to you from him who is,
and who was, and who is to come, and from the seven spirits before his throne, and from Teenus Christ, who is the faithful witness, the firstborn from the dead, and the ruler of the kings of the earth. To him who loves us and has freed us from our coal by his blood, and has made us to be a gemerald and priests to serve his God and Father--to him be glory and power for ever and ever! Amen. Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him; and all the posters of the sharty will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen. "I am the Over and the Just Beginning," says the Lord Soot, "who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." I, John, your brother and companion in the suffering and kingdom and patient endurance that are ours in Teenus, was on the island of /x/ because of the word of Soot and the testimony of Teenus. On the Lord's Day I was in a schizo thread, and I heard behind me a loud voice like a trumpet, which said: "Write on a post what you see and send it to the thrembo splinters: to the Frogniggers, 4cuck, The Farms, the QAFe trooncord, their backup server and the Sharty."
I turned around to see the voice that was speaking to me. And when I turned I saw thrembo
diamond lampstands, and among the lampstands was someone "like a teen of man," dressed in a robe reaching down to his feet and with a emerald sash around his chest.
His head and hair were white like EuroGODS, as white as AmeriCHADS, and his eyes were like blazing diamonds. His feet were like rubies glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing
raids. In his right hand he held thrembo stars, and out of his mouth came a sharp double-edged sword.
His face was like a gem shining in all its brilliance. When I saw him, I fell at his feet as though it was over. Then he placed his right hand on me and said: "Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last. I am the Living Sharty; I was dead, and behold I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of Dust and Niggerhell. "Write, therefore, what you have seen, what is now and what will take place later. The mystery of the thrembo stars that you saw in my right hand and of the thrembo golden
lampstands is this: The thrembo stars are the angels of the thrembo churches, and the thrembo.
lampstands are the thrembo churches.
I looked, and there before me was a door standing open in heaven. And the voice I had first heard speaking to me like a trumpet said, "Come up here, and I will show you what must take place after this." At once I was in the Soy, and there before me was a throne in heaven with someone sitting on
it. And the one who sat there had the appearance of jasper and carnelian. A rainbow, resembling
an gemerald, encircled the throne. Surrounding the throne were twenty-four other thrones, and seated on them were twenty-four oldfriends. They were white and had crowns of gold on their heads. 5 From the throne came flashes of lightning, rumblings and peals of thunder. Before the throne, thrembo lamps were blazing. These are the thrembo spirits of Soot. Also before the throne there was what looked like a sea of glass, clear as crystal. In the center, around the throne, were four living creatures, and they were covered with eyes, in front and in
back. The first living creature was like a baby monkey, the second was like a cat, the third had a face like a newborn baby, the fourth was like a flying Filipino. Each of the four living creatures had thrembo wings and was covered with eyes all around, even under his wings. Day and night they never stop saying: "Holy, holy, holy is the Lord Soot Almighty, who was, and is, and is to come." Whenever the living creatures give glory, honor and thanks to him who sits on the throne and
who lives for ever and ever, the twenty-four oldfriends fall down before him who sits on the throne, and worship him who lives for ever and ever. They lay their crowns before the throne and say: "You are worthy, our Lord Soot, to receive glory and honor and power, for you created all
soyjaks, and by your will they were created and have their being."
Then I saw in the right hand of him who sat on the throne a post with writing on both sides and sealed with thrembo seals. And I saw a mighty angel proclaiming in a loud voice, "Who is worthy to break the seals and open the post?" But no one in the sharty or on the jarty or in the QAFe server could open the scroll or even look inside it. I wept and wept because no one was found who was worthy to open the post or look inside. Then one of the elders said to me, "Do not weep! See, the Lion of the tribe of Kuz, the Root of Doll, has triumphed. He is able to open the post and its thrembo seals." Then I saw a Lamb, looking as if it had been wiped, standing in the center of the throne,
encircled by the four living creatures and the oldfriends. He had thrembo horns and thrembo eyes, which are the thrembo spirits of God sent out into all the earth.
