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'''Zionism''' (Hebrew: הומוסקסואליות) is a retarded belief some kike called Theodor Herzl<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Herzl</ref> made up in the 19th century and for some reason all the Jews now believe in it.
 
== Overview ==
Zionism is the Jewish belief that some fairy tale in their made up book means they are entitled to kill little brown kids<ref>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/05/three-year-old-palestinian-boy-shot-by-israeli-soldiers-dies-in-hospital</ref> and steal their houses<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piIgkqPmI-w</ref>, or something.
 
== Major Beliefs ==
Beliefs of Zionism are:
 
* [[wikipedia:Narcissism|Jews are the best]]
* Goyim are cattle
* [https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avA5nAZ_460s.jpg Jesus is evil]
* The only thing worse than Jesus are [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-65812442 Palestinian Children]
 
== Criticism ==
Some [[Hitler|chuds]] accuse Zionism of being evil and stupid. What part of 'my fairy tale means I get your country' sounds evil or stupid to you, chud? Other critics include [[wikipedia:Jeremy_Corbyn|Jeremy Corbyn]], [[wikipedia:Hamas|Hamas]], [[Doll]] (hence why he was forced off the site at the hands of [[Max]]) and many other stupid chud bigots.

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Zionism (Hebrew: הומוסקסואליות) is a retarded belief some kike called Theodor Herzl[1] made up in the 19th century and for some reason all the Jews now believe in it.

Overview

Zionism is the Jewish belief that some fairy tale in their made up book means they are entitled to kill little brown kids[2] and steal their houses[3], or something.

Major Beliefs

Beliefs of Zionism are:

Criticism

Some chuds accuse Zionism of being evil and stupid. What part of 'my fairy tale means I get your country' sounds evil or stupid to you, chud? Other critics include Jeremy Corbyn, Hamas, Doll (hence why he was forced off the site at the hands of Max) and many other stupid chud bigots.