The gem that saved the party

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Summary

The gem that saved the party, also known as the the Final Gem, is the theorised ultimate event in soyical folklore in which the brightest gem of all time will descend upon the sharty and unite all of the soyposters in harmony, thereby "saving" the party. It's a point of contention how this gem will come about, some have stated it shall simply appear one day, this is one of the more fringe theories however, it is most common belief among theorists that this Glistening Gemerald will most likely be created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and will be released by said soyteen onto the sharty, to universal praise.

Misconceptions

Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved the party". This is of course, incorrect, as the true savior gem shall unite all in agreement.

Criticism

Many claim science has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove the 'The gem that saved the party' theory.

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