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| [[File:Soyak.png|250px|thumb|right|Soyjak in high definition.]]
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| '''Soyjak''', also known as '''Soyak''', (in [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish]]) '''Soyjack''' (common misspelling), '''Sojak''', '''Soijak''' (to avoid the soy filter on [[4chan]]) '''Basedjak''', (how "Soyjak" appears on 4chan due to the soy filter) '''Onionsjak''', '''[[Keyed]]jak''', '''Soyboy Wojak''' or simply [[Soyjak Nicknames|'''<nowiki/>'Jak''']] is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic [[Wojak]] meme as a [[Soy Boy]]. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
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| == Early life ==
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| Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
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| He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own
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| == Likes ==
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| *[[Nintendo]] Switch, and Nintendo in general
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| *[[Meds]]
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| *[[BBC]]
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| *His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
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| *[[Bugs]]
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| *Living in a sealed pod
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| *[[Covid-19#Soy|Wearing masks]]
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| *Thanos memes
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| *[[Soylent]]
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| *[[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]]
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| *Biblically accurate angels
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| *The [[Science]]
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| *Fast [[food]] brands that support BLM
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| *[[Reddit]]
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| *[[Twitter]]
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| *[[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| *Whatever the image poster doesn't like
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| == Dislikes ==
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| *[[4chan]]nel
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| *[[Chudjak#Click_this_for_the_left_wing_tranny_version|Chuds]]
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| *Bloodmouths
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| *Homemade meals
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| *Rural retards
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| *Shaving
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| *Transphobia
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| *People with negative Reddit karma
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| *Jumpscares
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| *Science deniers
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| *Science questioners
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| *Whatever the image poster likes
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| == First known appearance ==
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| [[File:THE original soyjak.png|250px|thumb|left|Arguably the first Soyjak image.]] [[File:Soyjak origin dispute.png|425px|thumb|right|Chuds debate the soyjak status of the alleged first 'jak.]]
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| [[File:Soyak original.png|250px|thumb|left|The Soyjak that became ubiquitous.]]
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| It had been common knowledge for many years in the [[Soy Community|soy community]] that the first ever Soyjak was posted to [[/int/]] by a Swede on December 30 2017,<ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref> and that this comprised a [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish Win]]. However, on September 1 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref>
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| What constitutes the first Soyjak is now no longer a matter of history, but one of philosophy: what is a jak? Depending on one's opinion, the original Soyjak was either first posted by an anonymous user of 4channel's [[Reddit|/v/]] board as "soylent-wojak.jpg",<ref> https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/397339928/ </ref> or by a [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swede]] on 4channel's [[/int/]] board as "soyak.png" (see "'''NAS'''" in the list of acronyms at [[Soyvil_War#Ongoing_conflict]] for more information).
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| This was also the subject of debate by [[soyjak.party]] users on September 1, 2021 in a thread that was <span style="color:green">((("accidentally")))</span> deleted by an incompetent, possibly Swedish [[janny]], who nonetheless provided a screenshot of the deleted thread (shown on the right). <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/158538.html#158543 </ref>
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| == Other Soyjak variants ==
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| *[[Markiplier Soyjak]]
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| *[[Soyjak Trio]]
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| *[[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak]]
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| *[[Impish Soyak Ears]]
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| *[[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]]
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| *[[Thoughjak]]
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| == See also ==
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| *[[List of Soyjak Templates]]
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| == Citations ==
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