Poopson

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Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024. This variant will be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, inciting the 4th Soyvil War. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and convince them it a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst twitter users in positive light. But fear not about the damage caused by this variant, as the gem that will save the sharty will be released a month after.