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'''Christmas''', also known as [[Twitter| | '''Christmas''', also known as [[Twitter|X]]mas, is an annual festival originally meant to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ, but is now unfortunately used to sell products. It is observed on December 25 every year. | ||
[[File:Christmas soy 2.jpg|thumb|right|{{Greentext|>WE WISH YOU A MERRY | [[File:Christmas soy 2.jpg|thumb|right|{{Greentext|>WE WISH YOU A MERRY SOYMAS | ||
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY | >WE WISH YOU A MERRY SOYMAS | ||
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY | >WE WISH YOU A MERRY SOYMAS AND A HAPPY BOOSTER}}]] | ||
On Christmas, the alpha named Soyjak Alpha Nigger-killer Treaty Agape{{Margerald}} or '' | A lot of faggots these days will tell you bullshit like "oooh Christmas is a "stolen" holiday taken by unwholesome selfish little Christians from cute and valid indigenous pagan qweens even doe [[Snopes]] has deboonked this numerous times. | ||
On Christmas, the alpha named Soyjak Alpha Nigger-killer Treaty Agape{{Margerald}} or ''SANTA'' for short invades everybody's houses through their chimney (though they MUST have a tree decorated with man made lights). If he knows you're a [[gem]] poster, he will leave numerous [[Impish Soyak Ears|gems]], bottles of [[Soylent]] and [[Nintendo|Nintendo Switches]] under the tree. [[Though|HOWEVER]] if you have been a [[NAS|vantablack tranny coal poster]] he will leave [[brimstone]] and [[dust]] under the tree instead. | |||
The [[Klaus Schwab|New World Order]] is soon expected to cancel christmas forever as it is an outdated bigoted tradition that excludes [[Islam|muslims]], leaving only dangerous alt-right [[chud]]s to celebrate it. | The [[Klaus Schwab|New World Order]] is soon expected to cancel christmas forever as it is an outdated bigoted tradition that excludes [[Islam|muslims]], leaving only dangerous alt-right [[chud]]s to celebrate it. | ||
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== Christmas in July == | == Christmas in July == | ||
''Christmas in July'' is the act of celebrating Christmas... '''IN JULY!''' Popular among [[Soyjak|Soyjaks | ''Christmas in July'' is the act of celebrating Christmas... '''IN JULY!''' Popular among [[Soyjak|Soyjaks]] even doe santa does work in July. | ||
[[File:Christmas soy.jpg|thumb|left|Observers of Christmas in July]] | [[File:Christmas soy.jpg|thumb|left|Observers of Christmas in July]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:12, 4 May 2024
Christmas, also known as Xmas, is an annual festival originally meant to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ, but is now unfortunately used to sell products. It is observed on December 25 every year.
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY SOYMAS
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY SOYMAS
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY SOYMAS AND A HAPPY BOOSTER
A lot of faggots these days will tell you bullshit like "oooh Christmas is a "stolen" holiday taken by unwholesome selfish little Christians from cute and valid indigenous pagan qweens even doe Snopes has deboonked this numerous times. On Christmas, the alpha named Soyjak Alpha Nigger-killer Treaty Agape[Marge…] or SANTA for short invades everybody's houses through their chimney (though they MUST have a tree decorated with man made lights). If he knows you're a gem poster, he will leave numerous gems, bottles of Soylent and Nintendo Switches under the tree. HOWEVER if you have been a vantablack tranny coal poster he will leave brimstone and dust under the tree instead.
The New World Order is soon expected to cancel christmas forever as it is an outdated bigoted tradition that excludes muslims, leaving only dangerous alt-right chuds to celebrate it.
Christmas in July
Christmas in July is the act of celebrating Christmas... IN JULY! Popular among Soyjaks even doe santa does work in July.
