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[[Image:Brimstonepage.png|alt=Average brimstone poster|Average brimstone poster|thumb]]'''Brimstone''' (sometimes '''Gravestone/Grimstone or Niggerstone''') is a form of [[coal]] from hell that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than [[dust]], with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. The evil qualities of these sinister posts commonly lead to derailment of otherwise gemmy threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly grow like a [[The Cancer That Is Killing /soy/|cancer]] before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided. Most people who post brimstone WILL burn. 


Many images that meet the brimstone criteria can be traced back to [[Twitter]] where users who have little to no knowledge about soyjaks attempt to make 'jaks of their own.
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As noted by the Holy Soyble in Nate 18:25: ''"It is easier for a plus-sized black trans queen to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of Soot"'' Which implies that posters of brimstone (and potentially those who enjoy it) will burn in [[Niggerhell|Hell]] for eternity.
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File:Sulfur powder.jpg|Brimstone powder.
File:Sulfur - El Desierto mine, San Pablo de Napa, Daniel Campos Province, Potosí, Bolivia.jpg|Brimstone.
File:Leaning Tombstones.jpg|3 gravestones.
File:Burning-sulfur.png|Burning brimstone. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Reference!)
File:Grimstone.png|A [[Soycraft|block]] of grimstone (later changed to "deepslate" by [[selfish little fuck]]s but we know the TRVTH).
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== Types of Brimstone ==
'''Silesian brimstone''' consists mostly of sulfur but with some impurities. As a result, it is not as strong as the other types but can still coal up the log in high enough quantities. A notable example of Silesian brimstone is the [[Poland|Polish]] [[Trannies|BBC spammer]].
 
'''Bhutanese brimstone''' is around 99.89% pure. It is much stronger than the Silesian type and small doses of it can turn the entire catalog into dust. It is [[Dr. Soyberg|recommended]] that you avoid exposure to Bhutanese brimstone as it has a high chance of causing [[Kuz|nigger AIDS]].
 
'''Congolese brimstone''' is 100% pure elemental sulfur from the deepest, darkest pits of [[Niggerhell]]. After its discovery, Belgian authorities sealed off all brimstone mines in the Congo and erased any information about it that they could get their hands on. As a result, not much is known about Congolese brimstone, but soyentists theorize that it could completely destroy the Sharty. It is speculated that [[Poopson]] is made out of Congolese brimstone.
 
==See Also==
*[[Discord]]
*[[Vantablack]]
*[[Dust]]
*[[Coal]]
*[[Gem/Coal Rating System]]
*[[The Cancer That Is Killing /soy/]]
 
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Revision as of 20:26, 6 May 2024

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