How to make soyjaks
From Soyjak Wiki, The Free Soycyclopedia
This page is meant as a definitive guide on how to make a 'jak and avoid common pitfalls of new 'jakkers.
Setup
On how to make a soyjak, you need something to set your stuff up, preferably;
- An operating system with the Linux-libre kernel so that you don't get buttfucked by glowies
- A painting program, preferably either Pinta or GIMP
- Practice making shapes
- Then, if the practice is done, you should be able to make a soyjak, just don't make a dusty jak (see 2nd section)
How NOT to make 'jaks
You WILL avoid things mentioned in this section and, hopefully, you won't be the one to create Poopson.
I just realised what gives jaks that variant:unknown look
- Antialiasing
- Thick eyebrows
- Iris
- No glasses handles
- No forehead wrinkes/mouth lines
- Stubble made up of the same lines
Remember that 'jaks are kind of like the free market (oh my lolbertarianism) and that if yours doesn't really have a purpose for existing, a niche so to say, it probably won't be used by other 'teens that much.
FACT: If one has to force a variant than it most likely wasn't good to begin with.
-
Another set of guidelines; take them with a grain of salt thoughever