/soy/ Thread No. 4743217
/soy/ thread №4743217 is declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so you should bump it every 4-6 hours.
As of the creation of this article, it has lived on /soy/ for over a month, which is impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived:
The Contents of the Thread
The thread reads in bigtext, "NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!" and contains a gif of a Feraljak-faced squirrel riding a jetski on a body of water. Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread even THOUGH the same thread was posted weeks before, but soyteens weren't as committed to letting that one live. YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.