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100% of Swedish people look like this.

The Kingdom of Sweden[a] is a country in Scandinavia. It is best known for having hostilities with Norway and being gemmish[it just is, ok?].


According to a recent public opinion poll, the majority of people believe that Sweden is simply made up and is indeed not a real place. Some attribute this anomaly to ongoing international jewish psyops.[1]

Sweden has been criticised by the international community for its excessively high coal-per-capita output. In addition, Sweden has rountinely refused calls by bipartisan international organisations to introduce a Nobel Prize for the Soyical Arts, despite the fact that this would greatly liven up the dueling scene and maybe even redeem their shithole.

In popular culture

The very first Soyjak was posted by a Swedish citizen. Win.[2]

The soyjak known as Impish Soyjak Ears was traced from a composite face of the average Swedish male, compiled from Swedish census data.[3] This means they physically say that and look like that.


  1. (Swedish: Konungariket Sverige IPA:[ˈkôːnɵŋaˌriːkɛt ˈsvæ̌rjɛ])


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