|Feraljak/Eat The Bugs Soyjak
|/v/, 4chan (April 15, 2020)
|As of December 4th, 2023
Feraljak, also known as Eat The Bugs Soyjak, You WILL Soyjak, and Gobbler (to discord trannies)[Marge…], is a soyjak variant composed of a semi-realistic soy face looking at the viewer with a vaguely angry expression. Despite a strong tendency to follow rules, he demonstrates extremely violent impulses and is known to easily fly into fits of rage. Feraljak is a vocal proponent of the Fourth Industrial Revolution.
Whereas other variants have a close connection with their source material, Feraljak's source material was not immediately apparent to the sommunity (soy community). The origin of Feraljak eventually became a long-running mystery, and was the subject of much speculation by experts who attempted to unearth evidence of a possible first trace target. Most teens settled on the opinion that Feraljak was traced from either Sam Hyde or Anthony Fantano, due to superficial similarities. A fringe minority of disgraced soyentists peddled the debunked conspiracy theory that Feraljak was not traced from any image at all and was in fact a wholly original drawing, despite the fact that this is NOT possible and there are ZERO peer-reviewed studies that suggest so.
On October 29th, 2021, Twitter user @Alsuus_official revealed himself as the original artist behind Feraljak, claiming that he had traced it from a thumbnail made by Irish YouTuber and Markiplier collaborator Jacksepticeye. The Tweet soon circulated around both The Party and /qa/, once and for all settling the long-running debate.
Jack Feral was born on 6th October 1988 in Lowell, Massachusetts shortly before his father commited suicide by overdosing on his schizophrenia medication upon arriving home. During his childhood, his single mother was often away from home and spent much of that time at a nursery. As a child, he was always very obedient to teachers, but they had mixed opinions of Feral due to his strange behaviour, such as yelling and lashing out at other students for being disobedient. He would often grab any insect or small arthropod to come inside and ingest it raw. He was always a sheltered nerd of average intelligence, and rarely made friends up until his family moved to New York City for him to attend middle school where he developed a rivalry with popular classmate Cobson Smith, who would regularly pick on Feral publicly despite being a close friend with him out of pity - some students would defend Feral and his somewhat behaviour due to it being caused by his inherited schizophrenic symptoms, which he can't control.
In his late high school years the knowledge of this rivalry would escalate throughout much of the city due to Cobson's music career being promoted through numerous posters and other promotion around the district, causing classmates who admired Jack to realise to form "Feralgang" and post hundreds of their own flyers. Cobgang was formed in retaliation and Cobson created a new alias, 6ixϪhrembo, and wrote the hit song "Cobbo" which would begin his rise to popularity. After this, Feral would admit his loss and he and Cobson Would end the conflict publicly, Smith stating it was never that serious to begin with.
At 18, Feral immediately enrolled in the University of Florida and took courses for inequality and social justice, but was kicked out on 13th November 2008 due to physically assaulting and inducing a coma in a student during a psychotic episode; after several similar incidents such as attacking a man for stepping on a bug he wanted to eat and injuring a pregnant woman for being white, he would eventually be locked in the Soysylum Mental Facility for 1 month of rigorous (and largely failed) treatment before moving in with his old friend Cobson who would become his caregiver. Cobson rarely had time to actually help Feral due to most of it being spent cleaning his writings off the wall, but Feral learned to treat himself due to him developing an obsession with taking his medication, knowing that the authorities would want him to.
At the age of 26 he became fascinated in Klaus Schwab's work, and in weeks Cobson grew tired of his extremist beliefs disrupting his life and making him worry for his own safety, to the point he attempted to evict him, but after having lost the eviction lawsuit in court he instead moved to Berlin which he had always been fascinated in. Feral would proceed to live as an office worker and antinatalist virgin, with no purpose in life than to follow what ideology was being advertised to the masses so he can feel happy believing most people agree with him, despite still deeply despising them and knowing they have no benefit. At the age of 28, he became a staunch protester in favour of the World Economic Forum and mass restructuring of planet Earth's governments to enforce censorship and criminalise any form of masculinity and free thought.
As of late, Feral rebuilt his own house in preparation for the Fourth industrial revolution into a single-floor, single-room "pod" with only a bed and a table with 2 jars for his medication and his food, and a V.R headset which he uses to spend most of his time in the Metaverse until he has to go to work. Many other soy-boys have considered him "controversial" due to him owning almost absolutely nothing, instead of owning a fuck-ton of pointless products and media like most soy-boys do. Cobson, now a relatively famous musician, has stated in interviews that he believes Feral will "snap [and] come to his senses" before the fourth industrial revolution really happens.
Relationship with bugs
As an early adopter of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, Feraljak routinely follows and enforces the rules set forth by the World Economic Forum. This mainly revolves around eating the bugs, but also includes:
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
The Second Feraljak Crisis
The Second Feraljak Crisis occurred when King Feraljak IV of Bugland was
poisoned killed by one of the bugs he ate and unfortunately passed away. Having designated no successor, his death sparked a war between his wife and a wealthy nobleman by the name of Leonid Kozakov. In the end, Kozakov seized control by seducing Mrs. Feraljak, and they got married, sharing control of the throne and living happily ever after, the end.
Feraljak suffers from incredibly unhealthly levels of rage, and he frequently launches into passionate outbursts of pure anger over the slightest inconvenience. This is extremely detrimental to his health and he is commonly tagged on the 'booru as angry, blood, bloodshot eyes, cracked teeth, red eyes, vein, and yellow teeth. He really needs to just calm down.
Due to his explosive personality disorder, Feraljak is often used to imply a poster is seething beyond reproach. This anger is also represented in text form through capitilization of the key words in a sentence, e.g. "You WILL".